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May 07, 2006

GOOD STORIES

GOOD STORIES

1st Story: A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. (Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.
People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked
junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.
Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later !!!...........


2nd Story: A  woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her  horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God  - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home  early!" "I can't jump out the window, it's raining out there!" "If my  husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot  temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of yourproblems!"
So the  boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As  he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run  right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running  along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes  tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little  while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity,  jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!"  he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner  moved along side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under  your arm?" "Oh yes," our friend answered
breathlessly.

"That way I can  get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go  home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do  you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope........just when it's  raining

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