Jokes

Humorous…..    

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University was to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
Question was asked to all 4 of them.


  INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

  YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than light

  HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in
  Your mind.

  MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it’s hard to realize you blinked

  SANTA SINGH: Its loose motion

  INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

  SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
  Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
                           THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

  bolo tarara.....