IT'S ALL ABOUT WIVES....... ;)

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

 

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

 

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .

 

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."

 

I asked her, "Where's the car?"

 

She replied, "In the lake."

 

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

 

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

 

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

 

So I got myself two girlfriends.

 

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

 

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

 

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

 

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

 

The next day he received a hundred letters.

 

They all said the same: "You can have mine."

 

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

 

It only seems longer.

 

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

 

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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

 

The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

 

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

 

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DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

 

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT

1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/ reduce main diseases:

1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days

2. Gastric - 10 days

3. Diabetes - 30 days

4. Constipation - 10 days

5. Cancer - 180 days

6. TB - 90 days

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.

Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ...not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.

60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...