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Gr8: moral....... ;))

clipped from mail.google.com Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? They blink together, They move together, they cry together, they see things together and They sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what's friendship But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open... Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best of friendships.

Hmmm

clipped from mail.google.com An innovative idea on a large billboard in Amsterdam, Netherlands. It really makes people want to grab that "Heineken".

Cute...........!

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IT'S ALL ABOUT WIVES....... ;)

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

 

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

 

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .

 

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."

 

I asked her, "Where's the car?"

 

She replied, "In the lake."

 

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

 

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

 

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

 

So I got myself two girlfriends.

 

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

 

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

 

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

 

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

 

The next day he received a hundred letters.

 

They all said the same: "You can have mine."

 

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

 

It only seems longer.

 

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

 

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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

 

The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

 

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

 

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