Motivational and Inspiring Quotes..

Motivational and Inspiring Quotes .........

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

     -- Albert Einstein

Remove the rock from your shoe rather than learn to limp comfortably.

-- Inneractions by Stephen C. Paul and Gary Max Collins

The best way to predict the future is to create it! -- Jason Kaufmann

When you reach for the stars, you may not get one, but you won't come up with a hand full of mud, either." -- Leo Burnett

The hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else.

  -- E. E. Cummings

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

*      Charles F. Kettering

GOOD STORIES

GOOD STORIES

1st Story: A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. (Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.
People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked
junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.
Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later !!!...........


2nd Story: A  woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her  horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God  - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home  early!" "I can't jump out the window, it's raining out there!" "If my  husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot  temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of yourproblems!"
So the  boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As  he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run  right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running  along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes  tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little  while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity,  jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!"  he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner  moved along side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under  your arm?" "Oh yes," our friend answered
breathlessly.

"That way I can  get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go  home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do  you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope........just when it's  raining

Finger Arts.... 

SHORT ONES

SHORT ONES

1) Every bad situation will have something positive, even a stopped
clock is correct twice a day....Think of this and lead ur life happily..!!!

2) Relationship is not about finding the right Person, But creating the right Relation. It's not How much V care in the begining, But how much V care till the End.


3) Friendship is never measured by the number of times he/she made you laugh... but by the number of times he/she made you smile after you had cried.

4) Do U Know Wats the difference b/w UR SMILE & MY SMILE??? U smile wen U r HaPPY, N i  smile when U r   HaPPY!!!!

Funny incident...I read

Funny incident …I read

Read on the true incident of a lady and just keep on laughing !!!! You just can't stop laughing, I am so sure abt it. One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans just to keep him happy.Some months later, on my birthday , my car broke down on the way home from work.  Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.  Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."  He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.  He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.  Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than oked=20cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and I nearly died when I saw twelve dinner guests seated around the table & they all chorused: "Happy Birthday!" to me. Regards,Honey