June 26, 2006


CoooooooooooooooooooooL....!!! Posted by Picasa

Jokes

Humorous…..    

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University was to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
Question was asked to all 4 of them.


  INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

  YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than light

  HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in
  Your mind.

  MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it’s hard to realize you blinked

  SANTA SINGH: Its loose motion

  INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

  SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
  Worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
                           THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

  bolo tarara.....

June 17, 2006

Corporate Lessons.. Too Interesting...Dont Skip

CORPORATE LESSON #1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing
up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few
seconds of
arguing over which one should go and answer the
doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel
and runs
downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next door
neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800
just to
drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for
a moment,
the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of
Bob.

Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands
over $800 and
quietly leaves.

Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the
woman wraps
back up in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets
back to
the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who
was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about
the $800
he owes me?"

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Share critical credit infrmation with your
stakeholders to
prevent
avoidable exposure!

CORPORATE LESSON # 2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
of the road,
he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly
accepted. She
got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open
and reveal a lovely
leg.

The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
nun looked at
him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm
129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.

He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was
unable to
remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide
up her
leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember
psalm
129?"

Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but
the mind is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a
meaningful
glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the
church, the
priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm
129.

It Said,"Go forth and seek; further up, you will find
glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job; or, you might
miss great Opportunities!

CORPORATE LESSON # 3

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an
American and a
French, who found this small genie bottle. When they
rubbed the
bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had
released him
out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4
swimming pools,
I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards
the pool and
jump, you shout What you want the pool of water to
become, then
your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,
jumped and
shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a
pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from
the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and
shouted, "VODKA"
and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so
contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the
pool when
suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards
the pool
and shouted, "SH** !!!!!!!........."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language, you never Know what it will land
you in.

CORPORATE LESSON # 4

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when
he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece
of paper
in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and
important
document and my secretary has left. Can you make this
thing
work?"

"Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned
the machine
on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper
disappeared inside
the machine."I just need one copy."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

June 11, 2006

Flower shot


Flower shot, originally uploaded by Tampen.

Pleasent and Redefining Moment !

June 04, 2006

Flying low


Flying low, originally uploaded by Java Cafe.

thread


thread, originally uploaded by ohbara.

too Colourful

May 26, 2006

Amazing "Angles" to Names of Countries

Good Abbreviations:

H.O.L.L.A.N.D                 Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.                      I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.                          Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E.                     Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.                         Come Here... I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.                         Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L.                         Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A.                         I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A                          Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.                  Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A.                         Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T.                         Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A.                       May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U.                           Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D.              Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

May 18, 2006

Motivational and Inspiring Quotes..

Motivational and Inspiring Quotes .........

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

     -- Albert Einstein

Remove the rock from your shoe rather than learn to limp comfortably.

-- Inneractions by Stephen C. Paul and Gary Max Collins

The best way to predict the future is to create it! -- Jason Kaufmann

When you reach for the stars, you may not get one, but you won't come up with a hand full of mud, either." -- Leo Burnett

The hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else.

  -- E. E. Cummings

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

*      Charles F. Kettering

May 07, 2006

GOOD STORIES

GOOD STORIES

1st Story: A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. (Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.
People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked
junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.
Junior said "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later !!!...........


2nd Story: A  woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her  horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God  - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home  early!" "I can't jump out the window, it's raining out there!" "If my  husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot  temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of yourproblems!"
So the  boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As  he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run  right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running  along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes  tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little  while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity,  jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!"  he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner  moved along side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under  your arm?" "Oh yes," our friend answered
breathlessly.

"That way I can  get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go  home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do  you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope........just when it's  raining

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May 04, 2006

SHORT ONES

SHORT ONES

1) Every bad situation will have something positive, even a stopped
clock is correct twice a day....Think of this and lead ur life happily..!!!

2) Relationship is not about finding the right Person, But creating the right Relation. It's not How much V care in the begining, But how much V care till the End.


3) Friendship is never measured by the number of times he/she made you laugh... but by the number of times he/she made you smile after you had cried.

4) Do U Know Wats the difference b/w UR SMILE & MY SMILE??? U smile wen U r HaPPY, N i  smile when U r   HaPPY!!!!

April 14, 2006

Funny incident...I read

Funny incident …I read

Read on the true incident of a lady and just keep on laughing !!!! You just can't stop laughing, I am so sure abt it. One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans just to keep him happy.Some months later, on my birthday , my car broke down on the way home from work.  Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.  Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."  He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.  He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.  Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than oked=20cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and I nearly died when I saw twelve dinner guests seated around the table & they all chorused: "Happy Birthday!" to me. Regards,Honey

April 13, 2006

Excellent Quotes

Excellent Quotes

If opportunity does not knock then build a door.....
......but dont ever give up.

It is easy to gather momentum when ur going
downhill and equally difficult when going uphill.

Obstacles are placed across our life,
not to be boggled at, but to be surmounted.

Necessity is the mother of invention

THINK BIG becoz....
.....Low aim is CRIME.

Spend each moment perfecting the next,
not correcting the last

Climb the ladder....
....but remember it is really really lonely at the top.

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Wacky Quotes

Wacky Quotes:

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

April 11, 2006

Traveller's Toolkit

Hi guys,

If you are a frequent traveler and like to spend time with your gadgets. I think this traveler's toolkit would help you. It is a good collection of ........................check it out...........!


April 07, 2006


Koh Pha Ngan

Koh Pha-Ngan is situated in the Southern Gulf of Thailand, 100km from Suratthani, the district centre. The nearby Island of Koh Samui has an international airport that receives flights from all over Thailand and Asia. Koh Pha-Ngan is a 15km boat journey from Koh Samui with ferries all day.There are two seasons in Southern Thailand: wet and dry. Although there are two different seasons the temperature on Koh Pha Ngan tends to remain faily constant year roundThe island tends to be most crowded between the months of November, December, February, March and August while January and July can also be busy sometimes. Consider arriving in April, May and June if you would like to avoid the crowds and take advantage of lower prices. If you are looking for a beach holiday with lots of sunshine then, although cheap, the months October and September are best to miss Posted by Picasa

Koh Samui

Koh Samui is one of the most reputed islands in Thailand, similarly to Phuket; it possesses the characteristic beauty and offers a wide variety of activities. Originally, Koh Samui was only the area of coconut plantations, but after being discovered by backpackers who found it a peaceful and magnificent paradise, Samui Island started to be invaded by tourists. For better or worse, its charming beaches together with scenic nature can always attract and enchant people that they cannot help going back there more than once. Here below is the basic information for you to appreciate this appealing island. Posted by Picasa

Koh Kood

is the second largest island to Koh Chang, and the fourth largest in Thailand after Koh Samui. Situated 80 kms southeast of the provincial city of Trat, Koh Kood is the farthest island from the mainland. It is also the easternmost island of Thailand bordering Cambodia.Koh Kood has a mountainous terrain in the central region. About 70% of Koh Kood are covered by tropical rainforest. Development is scarce and mostly at coastal areas. Koh Kood boasts of scenic beauties, crystals clear sea, pristine beaches, breathtaking waterfalls and a very pure nature environment. Posted by Picasa

April 06, 2006


The tiger is so big that its hugging the man enjoy Posted by Picasa

View from the majestic Nandi Hill, near Bangalore Posted by Picasa

"Leela Palace Bangalore" Posted by Picasa


Night time on Brigade Road in the MG area. Brigade Road is the most westernised area of Bangalore Posted by Picasa

April 05, 2006


Konark is the site of the 13th-century Sun Temple (also known as the Black Pagoda), built in black granite by King Narasimhadeva. The temple is one of the most important Brahman sanctuaries, and is a world heritage site. It takes the form of the chariot of Surya, the sun god, and is heavily decorated with stone carving. The temple is now partly in ruins, and a collection of its sculptures is housed in the Sun Temple Museum, which is run by the Archaeological Survey of India. The poet Rabindranath Tagore wrote of Konark: "here the language of stone surpasses the language of man". Konark is also home to an annual dance festival, held every December, devoted to classical Indian dance forms, including the traditional classical dance of Orissa, odissi.

Konark beach is a popular tourist destination, though the waters are deceptively calm. Its main attraction lies in its views of the temple. Posted by Picasa

Konark (or Konarak) is a small town in the state of Orissa, India, on the Bay of Bengal, sixty-five kilometres from Bhubaneswar. Posted by Picasa

On the shores of the Bay of Bengal, bathed in the rays of the rising sun, the temple at Konarak is a monumental representation of the sun god Surya's chariot; its 24 wheels are decorated with symbolic designs and it is led by a team of six horses. Built in the 13th century, it is one of India's most famous Brahman sanctuaries. Posted by Picasa

April 02, 2006



The main temple has two "stories", although the bottom one (at the level of which this is taken) is solid. There are two "buildings" (of course, all part of the one rock), a large main one, and a smaller forebuilding with a Nandi (statue of a seated cow) inside it. We stand here at the base of the forebuilding. At the upper left corner is a raised walkway leading to the upper part of the entrance building. To the right is a free-standing plinth. Posted by Picasa

This is standing just inside the entrance, looking to the left. There is a free-standing statue of an elephant partly obscured by the shadows directly in front Posted by Picasa
Ellora is an ancient village 30 km (18.6 miles) from the city of Aurangabad in the Indian state of Maharashtra. Famous for its monumental caves, Ellora is a World Heritage Site .
Ellora represents the epitome of Indian rock cut architecture . The 34 "caves" � actually structures excavated out of the vertical face of the Charanandri hills � comprised of Buddhist, Hindu and Jain cave temples and monasteries, were built between the 5th century and 10th century. The 12 Buddhist, 17 Hindu and 5 Jain caves, built in close proximity, demonstrate the religious tolerance prevalent during this period of Indian history. Posted by Picasa

March 27, 2006


The colours of the Taj

Taj Mahal changes its moods with the seasons and the different times of the day. At dawn, the marble has a delicate bloom in shell pink, by noon it glitters majestically white, turning to a soft pearly grey at dusk. On full-moon away against the star-spangled sky. Monsoon clouds give it a moody blue tint and it appears and disappears like a mirage in the drifting mists of winter.

It can be solid and earthbound, fragile and ethereal, white, amber, grey and gold. The many faces of Taj Mahal display the seductive power of architecture at its best.
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The Main Building

The tomb stands on a marble plinth six-metres high. The four minarets at each corner beautifully frame the tomb. The plinth stands on a high standstone platform and at the far ends of this base are two identical sandstone structures, a mosque to the west and its jawab, or echo, to the east. This was the mehman khana or guesthouse. Thus, the main building is not just of great size but beautifully proportioned and balanced in design.

The octagonal central hall has four smaller octagonal halls round it and is decorated with magnificent inlay and dado panels done in high relief. The bulbous, perfectly-balanced double dome rises to a height of 45 metres and the four chhattris flanking and balancing the high drum give it added height. Taj Mahal rises 75 metres high and is, in fact, taller than the Qutb Minar.

An ornate marble screen, carved so fine that it almost has the texture of lace surrounds the cenotaphs in the central hall. However, as was the tradition during Mughal times, the actual graves lie in an underground crypt directly below the cenotaphs.
Wow!!! Kuldip Posted by Picasa